I would just like to give a shout out to fans.
Not fans as in people who love me. (Although if there are any of you out there reading this, I guess I'll include a shout out to you to.)
I'm talking about fans that blow air. Of the electronic variety. Fans of all kinds. Ceiling fans, box fans, tower fans. We have them all here in our house, and I must say that I would have lost my life without them the last few days. Although they aren't quite air conditioning, I won't knock them. I came within inches of losing my sanity on numerous occasions during the past HOT week, and sometimes the only thing that stopped my tears and dried my sweat was standing right in the path of a blessed fan.
Dear fans, I will never forget your many kindnesses to me. Although I do wish you could find a way to convert the hot air into cold air, at no extra charge to me. Thank you.